I see you driving

‘Round town with the girl I love

And I’m like, “FUCK YOU”

Four thirteen-year-old’s

With twelve trolls to aid them must

Save the universe

Moon Stone Harvest, meh

Blazing Steed, Cat’s eye, no, no

Phoenix Prism, SCORE

I write a haiku

That is as hipster as fuck

And THAT’S what gets likes >_<”

Party Rock Anthem

Every day I’m shufflin’

DO DO DO DO DO

Our school has put up
A “holiday bush”. Why no
“Winter candlestick”?

I hate when you have
A great idea for a new
Haiku, but it just

I used to be a

Poet, but then I took an

Arrow to the knee

And on THAT bombshell

It is time for us to end!

Thank you and goodnight!

I am very bored

I wrote this because I’m bored

Boredom fucking sucks