April 2012
1 post
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Not Quite Original Content
I see you driving ‘Round town with the girl I love And I’m like, “FUCK YOU”
Apr 24th
January 2012
4 posts
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Homestuck
Four thirteen-year-old’s With twelve trolls to aid them must Save the universe
Jan 11th
5 notes
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Bejeweled
Moon Stone Harvest, meh Blazing Steed, Cat’s eye, no, no Phoenix Prism, SCORE
Jan 4th
3 notes
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Welp, Fuck. I Give Up.
I write a haiku That is as hipster as fuck And THAT’S what gets likes >_<”
Jan 4th
2 notes
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No Effort Was Put Into This Haiku
Party Rock Anthem Every day I’m shufflin’ DO DO DO DO DO
Jan 3rd
14 notes
December 2011
18 posts
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Festivus Commercialism
Our school has put up A “holiday bush”. Why no “Winter candlestick”?
Dec 28th
18 notes
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Doesn't Fit
I hate when you have A great idea for a new Haiku, but it just
Dec 27th
15 notes
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Skyrim Literature
I used to be a Poet, but then I took an Arrow to the knee
Dec 20th
14 notes
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Top Gear
And on THAT bombshell It is time for us to end! Thank you and goodnight!
Dec 19th
3 notes
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Boredom
I am very bored I wrote this because I’m bored Boredom fucking sucks
Dec 18th
1 note
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Physics
All this class taught me Complicated equations I will NEVER use
Dec 17th
100 notes
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Reverse Haiku
You can’t fuck with poetry Until you become Famous, or some shit like that
Dec 16th
17 notes
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War Fish
Excuse me, Sargent I have killed twenty-five men I want my chopper
Dec 15th
2 notes
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Luminous Millenia
I sometimes wonder How large the universe is And feel like an ant
Dec 14th
27 notes
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F=ma
Force equals mass times Acceleration, therefore Fast fat fucks force tons
Dec 13th
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Algebra
I used to like math Right up until the moment They added letters
Dec 12th
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Routine
Get home, double-click Mozilla Firefox, then Facebook, Tumblr, porn
Dec 11th
1 note
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Hubba Hubba
Pencil skirts are hot Everywhere I look, DAT ASS I would so tap that
Dec 10th
2 notes
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Expletives
I say shit a lot My mother won’t tell me off She’s too cool for that
Dec 9th
13 notes
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Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wounds
I’d get better grades On my open notes quizzes If I took some notes
Dec 8th
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Poetry
My grade school teacher Taught me all poems should rhyme That’s complete bullshit
Dec 7th
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Newbie
Try to post to queue Oh fuck where did it just go Call sister in angst
Dec 6th
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Romance
I asked a girl out She said, “yes,” excitedly I haz a happy
Dec 6th
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