Serious poems Don’t get as many likes as Funny ones (I think)Tumblr (3.0; @yeahfuckhaikus)http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/<p>I see you driving</p> <p>&#8216;Round town with the girl I love</p> <p>And I&#8217;m like, &#8220;FUCK YOU&#8221;</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/21681331773http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/21681331773Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:14:58 -0400haikupoempoetryC-lo GreenFuck Youthis song is already old news<p>Four thirteen-year-old&#8217;s</p> <p>With twelve trolls to aid them must</p> <p>Save the universe</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/15682228650http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/15682228650Wed, 11 Jan 2012 15:20:59 -0500haikupoempoetryhomestucktrollsuniverse<p>Moon Stone Harvest, meh</p> <p>Blazing Steed, Cat&#8217;s eye, no, no</p> <p>Phoenix Prism, SCORE</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/15309414979http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/15309414979Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:44:12 -0500haikupoempoetrybejeweledphoenixprism<p>I write a haiku</p> <p>That is as hipster as fuck</p> <p>And THAT&#8217;S what gets likes &gt;_&lt;&#8221;</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/15309196207http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/15309196207Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:39:59 -0500haikupoempoetryfuckyouhipsters<p>Party Rock Anthem</p> <p>Every day I&#8217;m shufflin&#8217;</p> <p>DO DO DO DO DO</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/15262468217http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/15262468217Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:20:00 -0500haikupoempoetryPartyRockAnthem<p>Our school has put up<br/> A &#8220;holiday bush&#8221;. Why no<br/> &#8220;Winter candlestick&#8221;?</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14923224587http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14923224587Wed, 28 Dec 2011 12:10:05 -0500haikupoempoetryholidaybushwinter<p>I hate when you have<br/> A great idea for a new<br/> Haiku, but it just</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14867555847http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14867555847Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:10:06 -0500haikupoempoetryideadoesn'tfit<p>I used to be a</p> <p>Poet, but then I took an</p> <p>Arrow to the knee</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14515018238http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14515018238Tue, 20 Dec 2011 12:10:06 -0500haikupoempoetrySkyrimarrowknee<p>And on THAT bombshell</p> <p>It is time for us to end!</p> <p>Thank you and goodnight!</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14461417184http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14461417184Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:10:06 -0500haikupoempoetryTop GearJeremyClarkson<p>I am very bored</p> <p>I wrote this because I&#8217;m bored</p> <p>Boredom fucking sucks</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14408447793http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14408447793Sun, 18 Dec 2011 12:10:05 -0500haikupoempoetryboredomfuckingsucks<p>All this class taught me</p> <p>Complicated equations</p> <p>I will NEVER use</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14359402487http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14359402487Sat, 17 Dec 2011 12:10:06 -0500haikupoempoetryphysicstaughtequations<p>You can&#8217;t fuck with poetry</p> <p>Until you become</p> <p>Famous, or some shit like that</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14313275634http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14313275634Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:10:06 -0500haikupoempoetryreversefamousbitch please<p>Excuse me, Sargent</p> <p>I have killed twenty-five men</p> <p>I want my chopper</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14266574207http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14266574207Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:10:06 -0500haikupoempoetryCall of Dutychoppergunner<p>I sometimes wonder</p> <p>How large the universe is</p> <p>And feel like an ant</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14219486001http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14219486001Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:10:05 -0500haikupoempoetrylargeuniverseant<p>Force equals mass times</p> <p>Acceleration, therefore</p> <p>Fast fat fucks force tons</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14170922937http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14170922937Tue, 13 Dec 2011 12:10:05 -0500haikupoempoetryforcemassfat<p>I used to like math</p> <p>Right up until the moment</p> <p>They added letters</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14121574022http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14121574022Mon, 12 Dec 2011 12:10:05 -0500haikupoempoetrymathalgebraletters<p>Get home, double-click</p> <p>Mozilla Firefox, then</p> <p>Facebook, Tumblr, porn</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14070458103http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14070458103Sun, 11 Dec 2011 12:10:05 -0500haikupoempoetryfacebooktumblrporn<p>Pencil skirts are hot<br/> Everywhere I look, DAT ASS<br/> I would so tap that</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14019785327http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/14019785327Sat, 10 Dec 2011 12:10:06 -0500haikupoempoetrypencil skirtdat asstap that<p>I say shit a lot</p> <p>My mother won&#8217;t tell me off</p> <p>She&#8217;s too cool for that</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/13972664524http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/13972664524Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:10:05 -0500haikupoempoetryshitmothercool<p>I&#8217;d get better grades</p> <p>On my open notes quizzes</p> <p>If I took some notes</p>http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/13925595233http://yeahfuckhaikus.tumblr.com/post/13925595233Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:10:06 -0500haikupoempoetrygradesnotesquizzes